Night of the Long Kubly

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The 292nd coup-de-etat was a great success mein kubly kahn.

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Kubly its the NCO corp.
00:04 - 00:05We have them circled
00:05 - 00:07and trapped in the office.
00:08 - 00:12They have been informed of the purge
00:12 - 00:15and the purge is complete.
00:17 - 00:19My pookie,
00:19 - 00:21you were supposed to promote them
00:24 - 00:26Mein Kubly
00:27 - 00:28Daxter--
00:31 - 00:33It was an honest mistake
00:34 - 00:36we can inform them it was a mistake
00:53 - 00:58All those who were demoted leave the NCO office
01:13 - 01:15YOU FUCKING FOOL
01:15 - 01:17THE UNIT IS FUCKED
01:18 - 01:23You revealed I was behind it!
01:25 - 01:28and don't get me started on that spanish tart!
01:29 - 01:31HE IS A SPREADSHEET MONKEY
01:31 - 01:34When will he publish the orbats.
01:34 - 01:37Tell him to shove it!
01:37 - 01:40and the medic cert?
01:40 - 01:42The medic ranks were fine as they were.
01:42 - 01:46YOU DON'T EDUCATE ME!
01:46 - 01:48Daxter has supreme power over medics.
01:48 - 01:52SHOVE YOUR MEDIC UP YOUR ARSE!
01:53 - 01:54I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT
01:56 - 01:57The medic corp,
01:57 - 02:00its done for good!
02:00 - 02:03They are all lance jacks
02:04 - 02:08now the night of the long kubly
02:08 - 02:13can begin the final coup of max!
02:14 - 02:16I will be the ghost owner.
02:17 - 02:21The NCO corp think max is stalin!
02:27 - 02:29Kubly will reign.
02:30 - 02:34Max will sit in ruins in my coup
02:34 - 02:36They European rule is over!
02:41 - 02:42forever!
02:43 - 02:47I am the management of this unit!
02:48 - 02:53I will kill the remaining Lieutenants soon!
02:54 - 02:56Then the Sgts!
02:56 - 02:59My Promotion council will be beautiful!
03:00 - 03:02They will cancel the role bloat!.
03:04 - 03:07We'll stick together obama.
03:14 - 03:16The corporals...
03:19 - 03:23they have been purified.
03:25 - 03:26and cleaned.
03:31 - 03:33The coup has failed
03:40 - 03:46Don't talk to me about my coup.
03:46 - 03:49The purge will be remembered
03:53 - 03:56The purge is over my kubly...