Chad West gets a campaign update
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Chad gets an update from campaign staff, and he's a little upset.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have eliminated parking here...and over here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Herr Chernock has zoned houses to apartments |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here...and over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Chernock has rezoned his apartments to hotels |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | to drive out the remaining homeowners |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Katrina Whatley |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | have you disposed of her? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Councilman... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...your constituents |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They say you are selling Oak Cliff |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They love and trust Katrina |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Gentlemen, all but campaign staff, please leave us now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking idiots were supposed |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | to cast her as a homophobe |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | de la Puta called The Voice and I played dumb |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | LaVeck's wife gave her $100 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | just as I instructed. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Monty Bennett told me it was handled |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | when he gave me the money for the skate park |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | he said he'd smear anybody who got in my way |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Councilman, he has double crossed you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His fucking wife interviewed me |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Councilman, it was a trick |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trick? She looked at me like she wanted to lick me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I charmed her with my blank face |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wore my best flip flops |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | She says my whiteboard is genius, pure genius |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that the people will abandon their cars for me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | even in the summer heat they'll walk at my behest |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They will sacrifice themselves to enrich my donors |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And my self-dealing Plan Commissioner |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And now, these idiots think Katrina will represent them better?? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | She'll probably waste her appointments |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | On people who hate the melodious sound of bulldozers |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | who drone on about their stupid neighborhoods |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll knock down their houses |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And build luxury apartments for the pretty people like me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | None of this affordable bullshit for the stupid poor |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They don't even donate |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This campaign doesn't fund itself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | More signs must be erected |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I will help you put them out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose it was inevitable |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | pretending to be a Democrat |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | liberal |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | a man of the common people |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I could never stand them |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | eating in their homes like common peasants |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Dinner is on the campaign tonight |