The night before submission
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4/17/2026The project has been going for months, warning signs everywhere, but how did this all happen, how did we bury ourselves so deep?
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We propose to build the most beautiful wastewater plant in Rheinland |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will fit it into the existing brownfield site. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Incoming sewer from parliament here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will perform verification on the requirements line by line by line. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we are locked into a key quantities agreement with the contractor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we have plenty of time? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ..and resources to do this job? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeff |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Beca |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Beca accepted a 9 month shortneing of the deisgn program |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the client is playing hard ball on everything |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Only the mechanical lead, electrical lead, structural lead remain |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MAKE EVERY DAY BETTER! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | how do we make every day better? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sol left, why are we still getting cut apart? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If anyone says "quality" again they are being shot |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and don't start me on 3D model coordination |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The contractor are playing us for fools |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "can we just move this thing here, and that tank here?!?" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll move the tank up you're arse next! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I tried to follow the PPR and help the contractor arrive as a design |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | we'll never please them all! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But I'm in meetings cornered by Rob |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Death by 1000 vendor cuts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | vendor data at 50%! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What happened to us, we were on a winner? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I think I would be better born before the depression |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This way of delivering a contract is garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then we decided to split the packages! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Split the 12 packages and create more documentation! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And they had the gall to suggest a RESET last year! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | "OK, we've reset, take this lead designers, but no program change!" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I feel I'm becoming older by the week |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | the design comments are like bullets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what happened to Steve? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | we let him down.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and don't get me started on the HAZOPs |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "We.. must have the documentation 14 days beforehand!" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 14 days before means dleivered in the past! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Oh great, I'll change the design report template right before 80% |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Am I in sick dream? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | dont worry, you followed the template as ordered |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I hope they speak of our bravery in the halls of Icon in years to come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If we ever get out of this, I am going to start painting |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | gentlemen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Is this project going to win an award? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Because if they do award something, it will be called the "Slap in the face award" |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but at least they put on a bbq once in a while |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and Alan said "10 year relationship" at one point |