Reward
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Reward, reward, reward, funny, just a laugh, morale, bants and all that
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, we have come up with a winning plan |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | To start with |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We will start here and send the drivers over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will use planes, trains and automobiles like your favourite film |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And do the same with the main body, spreading the brigade across europe |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Who came up with this plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And was the QM and MTO involved |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss, we did it ourselves |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And we decided it was best planned by us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have been to Sandhurst and got the sweatshirts |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those not involved in the planning leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the witch fuckery is this shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How many times do I have to say it |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | G4 wins the war you absolute green lizzards |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then i hear more bullshit rumours |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Whay the fuck is this bullshit about Legoland |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Train them to go to war |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Train them to close with and destroy the enemy through close combat |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Yet cohesion should be to treat them like 5 year olds |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss. Everyone loves building lego |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes when they were in Primary school you stupid mule |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss. I disagree I still love it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up you absolute creature |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | CGS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Has told you of the three thing triangle |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And how important it is to prepare |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no, you think our defence budget is better spent |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | On having to Trim our soldiers after some kid steels their bricks |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Not to mention soldiers doing section attacks on the Duplo house |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How do you not see whats wrong with this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No fucking consultation with the seniors at all who fucking know better |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And now another PXR to review |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I really feel for my boys and girls who dont deserve this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But deserve better |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How mamy times do I need to tell you hillbillies of your job |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This shit is going to be on FYB and there is no going back |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Before yoy know it, some fraggle will use it for Army recruitment |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Thinking its a good idea for gen z and x |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | See what you have done you absolute clowns |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its OK, The RSM will sort it out |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Some changes will need to come |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Some of you will be having an interview with the adj |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As a start |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You will spend time with the seniors |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | You all need a fucking reality check on what reward looks like |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And how not to fuck troops about |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | You creatures |