Brighton 5-0 The Nigels
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After the Albion demolish Crystal Palace, one of the famous Nigel ultras is interviewed after the game.
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Jack Straw.5 days ago
That's funny!
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| 00:00 - 00:01 | . |
| 00:01 - 00:03 | So this was just a normal league game being played? |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | A big rivalry of course, going out on TV all over Europe and America |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Your fabled seething passionate support bang up for it. What went wrong? |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Yeah, well we brought little inflatable trophies |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | Tiny weenly little plastic things |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Excuse me |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | And then sung "Champions of Europe, we know what we are" |
| 00:28 - 00:33 | But I'd barely taken my seat when our village defender headed into his own net. |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | Excuse me |
| 00:42 - 00:44 | Excuse me. Sorry. |
| 00:45 - 00:46 | What happened next? |
| 00:47 - 00:52 | So you've sung a wanky song and gone a goal down after about 2 minutes |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | Yes and waved our plastic trophies about, and then they scored again |
| 00:58 - 01:02 | Sorry, sorry, excuse me ladies and gentlemen |
| 01:03 - 01:07 | So what was the score six minutes later? |
| 01:08 - 01:11 | Because 3 down would be a problem for your travelling "support". |
| 01:11 - 01:15 | First Gomez scored from the half way mark |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | Then Ayari with a slight deflection |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | So three down in 9 minutess |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | Three goals in 6 minutes |
| 01:23 - 01:27 | Half our fans left their seats for a pint. You could hear a pin drop at our end. |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | By the time their fifth went in they were singing "you can stick your noddy trophies up your arse" |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | Canvot gave a corner away by kicking it off his own foot |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And Mateta hit the bar with our one chance from about 3 metres out. |
| 01:48 - 01:51 | And I couldn't even deflate my little plastic trophy |