Son Glues War Elephant Father's Ass to the Toilet Seat
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War Elephant Bill Anderson throws a tantrum when his out-of-control son superglues his ass to the toilet seat over a dispute as to who should use it first.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. War Elephant, your odds aren't looking good. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Violette picked a number, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And William was the only one to guess. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As a result, she declared him the winner by default, and gave him the keys, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All but assuring that he'll go to the bathroom first. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well, he's done now. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's letting me go. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. War Elephant, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | William... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | William put superglue on the toilet seat. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your ass is stuck to the seat. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | William, Andy, and Violette, get the hell out of here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I CAN'T EVEN WIPE MY ASS!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT THE HELL?! I CAN'T EVEN WIPE MY ASS!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THAT FRICKIN' JERK REALLY LATHERED THIS SEAT IN SUPERGLUE!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did he not hear me screaming? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WAS VERY CLEAR!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I said, "I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS!!!" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I can't even wipe my ass! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I ate SO MUCH FOOD AT THE BUFFET!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. War Elephant, you didn't have to pile your dessert plate up to the ceiling. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WELL, I LIKE DESSERT, JERK!!! NOW I CAN'T EVEN WIPE MY ASS!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. War Elephant, that shouldn't be your main concern right now! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And listen to William and Andy out there! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I asserted my dominance over them. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I own the bathroom! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I was the one driving! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But my stupid wife had to come up with the numbers idea! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because she loves William more than she loves me! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | That frickin' jerk is tearing us apart! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And what the hell is Andy laughing at? He's gotta take a shit too! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All Violette wants to do is film. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All those subscribers loving the rage. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Millions of views! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | She ain't gonna help me. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | She's gonna leave me to rot on this damn seat! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As long as it brings in the rage money! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Because this is fucking hilarious. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | A fat fuck like me, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WITH HIS ASS STUCK TO A TOILET SEAT!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, honey. The War Elephant can't eat your food now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe he did this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't believe that my diet of Big Macs has led me to this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This sucks. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | My ass is cooked. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I might as well live on as a meme in niche Internet subsections. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That quote is a banger, after all. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Screw that frickin' jerk. |