Hitler Reacts to GCSE Edexcel Maths Paper 3
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Hitler Reacts to GCSE Edexcel Maths Paper 3.
Hitler Reacts to GCSE Edexcel Maths Paper 3.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today was GCSE Edexcel Maths Paper 3 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You've revised all the untested topics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And did all the Dr Frost predicted questions |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And on top of that Paper 1 and 2 were piss easy |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So we should be chilling for Paper 3 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what I revised should come up |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we should have grade 9s in the bag |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The paper... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The second half of the paper was impossible |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the combined transformations made no sense |
| 00:38 - 00:45 | *Exponential anger intensifies* |
| 00:53 - 01:02 | Those who predicted sequences, Loci, constructions, bearings, venn diagrams or iteration, leave now. |
| 01:12 - 01:17 | What the fuck is wrong with Edexcel?!?! What the fuck was that square proof question?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DO THEY THINK ISAAC NEWTON AND EINSTEIN WERE TAKING THE TEST?!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I messed up the quadratic conditional probability 5 whole times and ended up with a negative chance |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And then didn't even draw a godamn line for the quadratic graph questio |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Then there was all that bullshit about k and invariant points |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then I started writing random scribbles to prove that the two lines were the same |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I probably got about 3 marks on the last 10 questions I'm so fucking screwed |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer have you seen the chaos on r/GCSE? Everyone got cooked. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The paper cooked me so hard there were both types of tears on the last question |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer the grade boundaries will drop to the floor after that |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How the fuck am I supposed to get a grade 9 with 35/80 on paper 3?!?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GOD DAMMIT EDEXCEL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How do you think those bastards are feeling now, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Baiting the whole country with those blessed Paper 1 and 2s |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Even the Nazi Germany paper on why I became chancellor was a godsend |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU, EDEXCEL |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THAT SQUARE QUESTION WAS EVEN WORSE THAN THE RACIST CATS OF AQA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???!?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody in all of great Neptune great oceans got that question, not even STALIN!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was so lost |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I tried using cosine rule to find the area of that goddamn triangle |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I gave up and then used pythagoras |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And then I had 1 minute left |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | To do the perpendicular line question which was the only doable question past question 10 |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might as well just start looking for work at McDonalds after that abysmal performance. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And that's if I don't have to prove 2 fries are fucking congruent while working. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Goddammit I should have been paying attention during lessons instead of playing brawl stars or clash |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or calling Joe from the back of the class while he was walking to school |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, AQA still have time to outdo Edexcel's tomfoolery |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All we can hope for is good Science Papers |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have a picture of Saun Donnelly on my wall for good luck |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Cognito |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Save my Exams |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I still don't know what bioleachate solution is |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Nor the generator effect |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And don't even get me started on Le Chatlier's Principle |