Jeff Reacts 3 AI
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Jeff Reacts to the AI on AI Thursday. Possibly the worst day of his entire life.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | As promised, launch of the new LYTX module is right on schedule. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In one week's time... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Articifial Intelligence era will begin at Blair. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Using an array of sensors, we will be able to detect problem behavior in real time. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Handheld devices, distracted driving and fatigue will all be corrected in real time by the AI. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally, the drivers will finally be happy. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Their prayer to have the cameras disabled has been answered. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jeff, sir... The drivers... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The drivers.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The drivers don't believe a word youve told them about the AI |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | And theyre currently on facebook mounting an insurrection against Blair and the Safety Department. |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Clayton, Tony, Zach, Derek and Dole stay. Everyone else get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | GENERATION! OF! PUSSIES! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We can't do a single thing at this company |
| 01:18 - 01:24 | Without these suckling titty babies going to social media to complain! |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | Savanna couldnt even ask if the drivers were decorating their trucks for Halloween! |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | *SAVANNA* |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We were supposed to get ahead of this. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We set up an informational video and quizlet about this |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And posted it on Drive For Gold! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir theyve completed the DFG quiz. Theyre more confused than ever. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well then what about my weekly safety email?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they havent read your weekly safety email in years. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Of course theyve read my email you fool! Outlook told me it's been clicked hundreds of times. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How much more can I discuss this? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I've discussed it on the conference call! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | . |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I've discussed it in person. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've discussed it with Jeremy Johnson. |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | *MEAGAN* |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've discussed it with Gowdy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I discussed it with Anthony Collins and he hasn't even done the training yet! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was supposed to make them happy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What will you tell me next? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That Jeremy Johnson has spoken directly to LYTX? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That he has a recorded phone call? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why would these... these cowards! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If it were up to me... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | social media... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | SOCIAL MEDIA WOULDNT EVEN EXIST! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'd delete all of our accounts! |
| 03:03 - 03:07 | *Savanna* |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have heartburn and a migraine. |
| 03:24 - 03:27 | Dole, go to Meagans office. |
| 03:30 - 03:34 | Bring me peanut butter crackers and a rice krispy treat. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Unlock the safe and grab the Pilot gift cards. Have Patten bring the grill on monday. |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | I will be serving drivers hotdogs for the next 20 years. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please dont let Randy Roberts hear what became of me. |