FedEx to PSA
20,078 views11/4/2023
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Funny as hell.
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| 00:00 - 00:02 | So it was a wonderful week |
| 00:02 - 00:03 | We just elected new MEC reps |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | The crew force was ready for negotiations to resume |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Then our VP of flight ops sent out an email |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | The title of the email was "Opportunity" |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | So I got kind of excited to see what it was about |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Turns out it was an opportunity to leave FedEx |
| 00:21 - 00:27 | For PSA |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | For PSA! |
| 00:31 - 00:36 | An opportunity to quit FedEx |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | for PSA |
| 00:42 - 00:45 | So of course I'm thinking this must be April fools |
| 00:45 - 00:48 | But then I realize it's November |
| 00:48 - 00:51 | So I read the email again |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | and I realize this guy is serious |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | 250K bonus |
| 01:00 - 01:02 | direct to captain |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | flow through to AA |
| 01:07 - 01:12 | All so I can fly 13 credit 4 days |
| 01:14 - 01:15 | at PSA |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | I left PSA to come here |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Nobody told me FedEx was a stepping stone to the regionals |
| 01:35 - 01:39 | So now I'm in an infinite loop |
| 01:41 - 01:45 | But now I know its time to get serious |
| 01:45 - 01:49 | I need to straighten up so I can get hired at PSA |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | I declined an interview with AA when I got hired here |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | So I'm gonna be stuck at the regionals forever |
| 01:59 - 02:03 | 1000 spots down the seniority list from when I left |
| 02:05 - 02:08 | at PSA |
| 02:10 - 02:12 | but wait, wait |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | there's more to the email |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | he said, and I quote |
| 02:22 - 02:26 | "We have a very good relationship with AA |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | and they have a healthy respect for our crew force" |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like FedEx |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Just like FedEx |
| 02:37 - 02:40 | I turned down every other major to come here |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | even Delta |
| 02:51 - 02:55 | So now I don't know what to think anymore |
| 02:57 - 02:58 | Are you going to leave FedEx |
| 02:58 - 03:00 | Oh I don't know |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | They told me it would be the last job I would ever have |
| 03:03 - 03:05 | That I'd won the lottery |
| 03:05 - 03:08 | That I was saving the world during COVID |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | kind of pulled at my heart strings |
| 03:17 - 03:21 | So I guess I'm screwed |
| 03:24 - 03:37 | I better sign up for Emerald Coast...maybe they have a discount for return customers |