Woodduck's Rant
1,549 views6/20/2013
...The DMO has organised standby's for todays Cobra training... 32 to 33... And 40 are to go to 34. The boys from 34 don't want to come up, they're busy doing their morning walk and coffee, but the Inspector has ordered them to be here. That's OK, I've got Watto checking the TLP,
0 Comments
Be the first to leave a comment.
▸Show captions (49)
| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...The DMO has organised standby's for todays Cobra training... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 32 to 33... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And 40 are to go to 34. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The boys from 34 don't want to come up, they're busy doing their morning walk and coffee, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but the Inspector has ordered them to be here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK, I've got Watto checking the TLP, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and seeing if the Cobra is working. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Woodduck... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Watto... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Watto is upstairs in the Mess Room cooking breakfast, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I can smell the bacon. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want everyone out! Except Cappy, Luke, Frosty and Jamie. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking useless little Pommy! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This fuckin' Cobra training has been booked in for weeks! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's in the station diary and I entered it into fucking OMS myself. Don't get me started on these useless TLP operators. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's all Rick Rutherford's fault. |
| 01:28 - 01:31 | Look at the bunch of lazy, incompetent pricks he left me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Isn't it enough everyone has to deal with Clogan! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You Frosty... You told me he was down the back checking the truck! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | All you want is to get out of here to go to 33. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Woodduck, do you blame me for wanting to get out? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | There'll be no one left to drive the fucker if all you bastards leave! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Woodduck, what about the all the new operators you made up? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What? Fuckin' Smiffy, Pipey, Stormy and that useless Sparkles? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking hopeless the lot of them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Look at fucking A shift... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You need a stick of dynamite to get Kurzy out of the lounge chairs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | All Sean Gribble does is scheme... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Smythy is just a shit stirrer and does anyone really believe Deano fell down the stairs? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That useless lazy bastard throwing weights around in the gym early in the mornings making a racket. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It hasn't made his ticker any bigger! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Igor becoming a leading firey at least got Laurie out of here to 34. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thank Christ Duj is not retiring. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All that work I put into becoming the Aerial Training Officer, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Where has it gotten me? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck! C Shift! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dempsey can't even put the Cobra battery in properly, the moron. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least Hilly had the decency to fall off his motorbike so we could fuck him off to 33. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about that D Shift.. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Between Fish and Fully we had to get the front springs beefed up. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Has anyone seen Uncle Arthur reverse the truck? My God! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, Shak. You don't have to be a TLP operator. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | That's it. I'm going to ring Neil. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He will have to come and sort this shit out. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's all fucked! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I just wanted a good job. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And they gave Jethro's to Blossy, that other Pommy blow-in. He gets the car! |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Beacho never liked me. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think I'm going back to Mt Isa. |