THE INCIDENT
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INCIDENT WHRTR FUNNY THING HAPPENS I JUST WANRT TO SHWO DIVINA
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The new bathroom is nearly complete |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will be in hall C |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | parallel to the gym room |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are here to discuss the finalising details |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but first Jodl and I want to ask you a question |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is great news guys |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We shall discuss it but ask your question first |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | What..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | What would you do if you were in ancient Rome |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and Julius Caesar stole your favourite pants and pooped in them? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you've never found this question funny from the beginning |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'VE IGNORED THAT SHIT FOR MONTHS |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT YOU RAPSCALLIONS FINALLY HAD THE GUTS TO ASK IT TO ME FACE |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I ALWAYS SUSPECTED IT WAS YOU THREE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | YOU ARE FOOLS FOR OUTING YOURSELF |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE BAKERY DELIVERY WITH THE QUESTION ICED ONTO THE CAKE |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE MESSENGER PIGEON WITH A TINY SCROLL ASKING THE ACCUSED THING |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I HAD ENTIRE MILITARY BRIEFINGS DERAILED BECAUSE SOMEONE HID THE WORDS INSIDE OFFICIAL REPORTS |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, we only did all that because we thought you hadn't seen the question yet |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OF COURSE I'VE SEEN IT, YOU EVEN HIRED A MUSICIAN TO SING IT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY FUHRER, YOU HEARD IT? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | i HEARD IT FOR 3 DAMN HOURS |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'VE HAD ENOUGH |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | YOU WIN! I'LL ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION IF IT MEANS I'LL NEVER HEAR IT AGAIN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | YOU KNOW WHAT I'D DO? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | i'D THROW THE PANTS IN THE GARBAGE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | JUST LIKE I DID TO EVERY TANGIBLE THING YOU SENT ME WITH THE QUESTION ON IT |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | IT ISN'T EVEN A GOOD QUESTION, WHAT KIND OF SCENERIO IS THAT? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | YOU'VE RUINED CIV III FOR ME YOU FUCKING MORONS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVERY TIME I'VE RECIEVED THE QUESTION, A PICTURE OF CIV III CAESAR WAS DRAWN ON IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I THOUGHT EVENTUALLY YOU;'D BECOME BORED |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | YOU INTERPRETED MY SILENCE AS AN ENCOURAGEMENT |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'VE HEARD IT SINCE FEBRUARY. IT'S JUNE!!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | YOU FUCKERS |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i CAN TELL YOUR TRYING NOT TO LAUGH OR SMILE, YOU STILL THINK IT'S FUNNY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | YOU GUYS ARE SWEATING BALLS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | THE CORNERS OF YOUR MOUTHS ARE TREMBLING |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BUNKER HATES YOU GUYS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY ARE ALL SICK OF YOUR SCHENANIGANS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | i'M SORRY DEAR. I NEVER SUSPECTED DAD WAS JULIUS STINKER EITHER |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | IF I EVER HEAR OR SEE THAT QUESTION AGAIN |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO BE AS KIND AS I AM NOW |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | AND SO |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | IF YOU ASK THE QUESTION |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I WILL KICK YOU FROM THE BUNKER |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | AND I WILL KEEP YOUR FAVOURITE PANTS |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | NOW LEAVE, YOU'VE RUINED MY DAY |