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Financial Meltdown and strikes at a Trust, headquarters reacts

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00:00 - 00:03Strikes are taking place everywhere
00:04 - 00:05Two secondary schools
00:05 - 00:079 primary schools, bloody everywhere
00:08 - 00:12We’ve put our fingers in our ears and pretended it would go away
00:12 - 00:15But they’ve targeted the Cathedral, Headquarters and the diocesan centre
00:17 - 00:19Not even the pissing rain could stop them?
00:19 - 00:21They are not going away are they?
00:24 - 00:26Bishop
00:27 - 00:28Bishop
00:31 - 00:33The CEO wants to go move to another country to join a band
00:34 - 00:36Parents have hit the roof
00:53 - 00:58These people stay in the room CEO, Head of HR, Chair of Board of Trustees. Rest of you go
01:13 - 01:15This is a shit show
01:15 - 01:17We installed a pathetic set of Trustees so we could do what we liked
01:18 - 01:23We got rid of a head teacher, a governor and that popular teacher
01:25 - 01:28We suppressed all dissent
01:29 - 01:31We brought all them fuckers on buses everywhere on inset days the ingrates
01:31 - 01:34We loaded all the debt on the schools
01:34 - 01:37We printed special mugs and facemasks
01:37 - 01:40How dare they stand up for the lowest paid
01:40 - 01:42Bishop it’s all the fault of the DFE and the jitty
01:42 - 01:46You’ll be blaming the asbestos next
01:46 - 01:48For the first two years of my job I didn’t know what I was doing
01:48 - 01:52I know you keep saying. Catholics can never manage money properly
01:53 - 01:54How many CFO’s now?
01:56 - 01:57And all you ever say is “is there anything to be said for another mass?”
01:57 - 02:00Even the milkman is saying his bill hasn’t been paid yet
02:00 - 02:03And you lot went to Del Boy for the altar wine. It was fucking white!
02:04 - 02:08We are the laughing stock
02:08 - 02:13You lot couldn’t organise a prayer in a church
02:14 - 02:16They are even writing to the Vatican, and all the local MPs are on my back
02:17 - 02:21And you want to join a band?
02:27 - 02:29I have had enough of you incompetents
02:30 - 02:34They are even writing songs about this clusterfuck
02:34 - 02:36Maybe they need a drummer?
02:41 - 02:42Im so tired
02:43 - 02:47My priests are even visiting pickets and offering their blessings and prayers
02:48 - 02:53Bishop Len is going to have my guts for garters
02:54 - 02:56Why couldn’t they all just accept our plan?
02:56 - 02:59Why didn’t you just run things properly
03:00 - 03:02Use accounting software instead of a spreadsheet?
03:04 - 03:07It’s ok, you can join a band too!
03:14 - 03:16I thought middle managers delivering all the bad news would insulate us
03:19 - 03:23God, what have I done to deserve you lot?
03:25 - 03:26It’s such a mess
03:31 - 03:33And I’m left with you lot
03:40 - 03:46Ignoring the unions hasn’t worked
03:46 - 03:49Our recovery plan is killing us
03:53 - 03:56Is there anything to be said for another mass?