Trust Headquarters
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Financial Meltdown and strikes at a Trust, headquarters reacts
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | Strikes are taking place everywhere |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two secondary schools |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 9 primary schools, bloody everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We’ve put our fingers in our ears and pretended it would go away |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But they’ve targeted the Cathedral, Headquarters and the diocesan centre |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not even the pissing rain could stop them? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are not going away are they? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Bishop |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bishop |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The CEO wants to go move to another country to join a band |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Parents have hit the roof |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These people stay in the room CEO, Head of HR, Chair of Board of Trustees. Rest of you go |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a shit show |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We installed a pathetic set of Trustees so we could do what we liked |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We got rid of a head teacher, a governor and that popular teacher |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We suppressed all dissent |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We brought all them fuckers on buses everywhere on inset days the ingrates |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We loaded all the debt on the schools |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We printed special mugs and facemasks |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How dare they stand up for the lowest paid |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bishop it’s all the fault of the DFE and the jitty |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You’ll be blaming the asbestos next |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | For the first two years of my job I didn’t know what I was doing |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know you keep saying. Catholics can never manage money properly |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How many CFO’s now? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And all you ever say is “is there anything to be said for another mass?” |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Even the milkman is saying his bill hasn’t been paid yet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And you lot went to Del Boy for the altar wine. It was fucking white! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We are the laughing stock |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You lot couldn’t organise a prayer in a church |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | They are even writing to the Vatican, and all the local MPs are on my back |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you want to join a band? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have had enough of you incompetents |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They are even writing songs about this clusterfuck |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe they need a drummer? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Im so tired |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My priests are even visiting pickets and offering their blessings and prayers |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Bishop Len is going to have my guts for garters |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why couldn’t they all just accept our plan? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why didn’t you just run things properly |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Use accounting software instead of a spreadsheet? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It’s ok, you can join a band too! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought middle managers delivering all the bad news would insulate us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | God, what have I done to deserve you lot? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It’s such a mess |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And I’m left with you lot |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Ignoring the unions hasn’t worked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Our recovery plan is killing us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Is there anything to be said for another mass? |