Andy’s Meltdown
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4 lads battling all of the elements take on the infamous Thames Trot ultra. 78km (annoying not to get the double marathon) Anyway, 78km, but only 1 check point in, they meet their greatest challenge of all…Andy
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | It’s the Thames Trot Andy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They start in Oxford |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then it’s the Thames Path |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Carefully following their GPS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They should make Henley for the United game |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That’s a long way |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | For those 4 wankers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Andy |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They er… |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Their numbers are on their backs |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I did tell them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Let me guess. Matt, Jamie, Finn. Cunts |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking fuck fuck |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They know the rules |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I think we all need calm |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Calm? You kidding? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is an ultra marathon |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They’ve fucked up Abingdon check point big time |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To look cool for a photo |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Maybe they need a tangfastic? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I’m going to throw those sweets in the river |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Andy, Pepe had his on his shorts |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does he want a fucking medal? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Race over |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I’ve seen some things in my times |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But those boys are something else |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Their running technique is garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They are aimlessly chasing a girl ahead of them |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She actually has friends, real friends |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Not Voltaren to help her round |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jane, Tom and Charlie holding signs are embarrassed |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They know there are photos |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You wear it on your chest |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Don’t pin it on your back |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The whole 48 miles |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Did they not watch the fucking race briefing? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Thought they’d blag it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Joke’s on them though |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Go Beyond will ban them |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Matt won’t get his baseball cap |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Oh no Suz, Alexander already has his medal |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess this is it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No evidence of the run |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They’ve fucked it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The pricks have done us |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They’d never do 100km would they? They couldn’t? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Their race is surely run |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It’s in April Andy… |