MAJ AF Reacts to Last Minute U'R Tasker
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A parody of a planning session of a nameless, faceless, operations shop located somewhere on the planet Earth
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The next brigade planning effort |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Will require careful and deliberate planning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It will involve partners and allies |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It is the U'R-AF CG priority |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Much is expected from us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The order to the BNs is ready to publish? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So we meet D6's intent to give Soldiers predictability? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fürher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mr. Bishop... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We weren't tracking the tasking until 2 days ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We haven't started mission analysis |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Mr. Bishop, Harte, Cope, SGM, stay back |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are we doing!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We haven't published an order on time in two years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The companies think we're all morons |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mr. Magoo has more foresight |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Only 2 people could go to the TopINT tryout |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Because we published the order at 1700 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Our WTO is longer than the D-Day OPORD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What are you even working on? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | The Turkey Bowl sir-- it's the next major-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It takes the whole staff to plan flag football and a FRG fundraiser? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We delegated most of it to the BNs-- if we had 3 more Captains.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You could plan into the T+2? We got surprised by the annual report tasking |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It happens every year! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Some general hears of a miracle app |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | That's gonna solve all our problems with AI |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But it's just an excel visualization |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We had more IPRs for the intel architecture OPT than Avenger Triad |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The Russians took Warsaw in the first week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our calendar's so full of meetings and syncs and IPRs and working groups |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The only place to put the O-Call was on a Tuesday! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should have stayed the collection manager |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I could just move the LTIOV to the right |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could blame INSCOM for everything |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Hendo had Darby and Jansen |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I've got DJ Dylan and Horseyboy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Wallace would resign his commission to go back to the ACE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Our S2X thinks they'll fix CI but can't run an Outlook calendar |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We've got them doing staff rides |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Better known for a broken toilet than any leadership lessons |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, it was a great staff ride |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Gentlemen, if you think for a moment we're going to slow down |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Give in to claims of too many tasks and too short deadlines |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They are mistaken |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We just need one more Palantir product |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It'll be able to do two things at once |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll finally appreciate us |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They'll love me like Anthony Williams |